I watched Inception at the weekend. For anyone unfamiliar with the movie, it's an impressively shot tale in which there are dreams, within dreams, within dreams and being able to tell what is reality and what is merely your subconscious is tricky.
Well, not that tricky really. I think I've sussed it. Look at the windowsills. If it's a dream, these will be elegant affairs with a few well chosen objects on display. If it's reality, they will be overun with such a mountain of detritus that just the thought of trying to clear them will bring you out in a cold sweat.
At this time of year mine are usually in a particularly dire state. Not only is there the usual melange of invitations, cards, photos and confiscated Nintendo DS' but also at least half a dozen different sowings from tomatoes to beans, fighting for light and life.
Not this year. Oh no, because I have a greenhouse (and yes, I am able to work this statement into almost any situation). However, I realise not everyone has the space, inclination or sheer luck to get their hands on one of these, so I've also been testing out a mini greenhouse.
This one, from Homebase, is offcially called a '2 Tier Grow Rack' and, if I'm honest, I wasn't expecting great things. First of all it's very inexpensive (it was £20.49 and is now reduced to £13.49) and my father's adage of 'buy cheap, buy twice' came to mind. But getting it out of the box, it felt reasonably strong. It was also very easy to put together with all the poles labelled. It would only take a normal person about five minutes (or 10 minutes for someone who fails to read the instructions and is simultaneously juggling a mug of tea and flapjack). The only tricky bits were the mesh grill shelves which initially pinged off whenever I tried to attach them onto the framework although they eventually behaved themselves.
When constructed you have a two-shelf structure and cover with enough height to grow on some good sized plants and best of all, the strength and space to hold 12 seed trays (which should equate to at least three clear windowsills).
Also, the mini greenhouse is perfect for children with everything being at their height and the front section unzipping easily to allow for watering and ventilation.
It does need siting somewhere relatively sheltered as it's not anchored to the ground and wouldn't hold it's own in strong winds. We popped ours against a wall in our side passage which worked perfectly.
If you fancy messing with your mind and creating some Inception style clear windowsills of your own, I have two of these mini greenhouses to give away. All you need to do is leave a comment below and I'll draw a name from a hat in a week... probably whilst standing in my greenhouse (see, I told you I could work it into any situation).